Downsizing

Dear Firstname Lastname,

Your employment with The Banana Corporation, Incorporated ("B-Corp") will officially be terminated on 2023-08-27.

Please follow these instructions:

• WASD/ARROWS/JOYSTICK to move
• Space/Click/Trigger to Smash
• Hold to Slam (Full Rage)

The reason for your termination are as follows:

• Did not exceed expectations even after being told this was expected
• Not enough voluntary overtime sessions during voluntary overtime week
• Had phone switched off during weekend hours
• Drank too much from water cooler
• Almost late to work twice
• Left office before the boss
• Being too muscular

Remember to adhere to the non-disclosure agreement you signed upon hiring, which includes your pay, details of your work experience at B-Corp, any skills you acquired during employment, and all and any knowledge you gained during your time here. You are not permitted to disclose your work experience at B-Corp or trade secrets during or after employment. Do not cause a scene upon exiting the premises. 

Please return any property of B-Corp that you have in your possession. Do not smash up the office. Your final paycheck will be received on 2023-08-27, and you will be required to pay up to 75% of your pay in processing fees for this termination. 

I wish you the best in finding new employment. 

Thanks a bunch!

Signed: Brackey's Game Jam 2023-2

Dated: 27/08/23